The March for Ignorance

As has been widely stated in the fake news, there are Marches and gatherings for science taking place all over the world. As usual, the fake news media is wildly overstating what will be a few handfuls of Cranks giving deceptive speeches to gullible audiences.

In opposition to this nonsense, the Trump administration and its core supporters are organizing Marches for Ignorance . In charge of organizing these events the administration has chosen EPA secretary Pruitt. As President Trump stated" Pruitt is a widely acquainted with ignorance and is in fact often identified with it". Among the faux sciences to be exposed at these events are all forms of molecular biology, particle physics and cosmology and, of course, the mother of all faux sciences climatology. Those practitioners of these faux sciences will be branded heretics and will lose the right to vote or hold office in the US. The administration is also considering other forms of punishment such as those found in Leviticus. Trump announced that in the next few days he will be signing an executive order rescinding the so-called laws of these sciences." Much of these so-called scientific principles were either created or advanced during the failed Obama administration", Trump stated." In fact by this order I am canceling or rescinding 100 years of so called Scientific advancement in the first 100 days of my administration. This is a very very remarkable, fantastic accomplishment and has never been accomplished by any previous administration during the entire course of those administrations."

Trump and Pruitt jointly announced that the way to see the future is to look deep, deep into the rear view mirror, as far into the past as one is able. If it looks dark, that is probably because you are in one of those wonderful coal mines, hearing the joyful laughter of those 11-year-old boys as they work away with their pick and shovels, rather like the seven dwarfs. We will make America great again, just like it was in 1900. We will get rid of Medicare and social security because hardly anyone will live long enough to need them. Without vaccines, which are a form of poison administered to gullible populations, periodic plagues will create plenty of space and opportunities for those who survive.