Donnie has announced that he intends to send South Korea a bill for about $1 billion to pay for the antimissile missiles we recently delivered. It is not clear whether South Korea actually asked for those missiles or how well they work but they are there. Donny was also going to send bills to various European countries for the dues they owed to the US for NATO. Just in time, he was told that's not how it works and that each country was only required to spend 2% of its GDP on various forms of military and defense costs. Donnie said that was the worst deal he'd ever seen negotiated.
Donnie also sent a bill to his new friend President Xi for room and board at donnie's resort, Mal de Mer. As a token of Donnie's friendship, the chocolate cake was on the house. President Xi is eligible now for the frequent guest discount and Donnie expects him to become a regular visitor assuming that he convinces Kim to give up his nuclear weapons. Donnie was asked whether a bill was being sent to Donald Junior and Eric for the security costs incurred on their frequent trips to foreign countries for photo ops at new Trump hotels. Donnie's scoffed at this saying the benefits to the American brand that accrues from these trips is immeasurable. Donnie hastened to add that he takes no part in this business, he just owns it.
Donnie was asked whether the government was providing security for Ivanka and Marla. Donnie responded "Who"?
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