Trump Denied Security Clearance

An anonymous source revealed today that President Trump has been denied security clearance. That came as a result of recent action taken because numerous people in the administration had not received security clearance and had access to highly classified information. Apparently one of those little lightbulbs went on over the head of one of the security officials who said "Wait a minute. Isn't the reason these people don't have security clearance is that either their background checks are incomplete or there are indications they could be susceptible to blackmail or influence by foreign agents? What about Trump? He has already blabbed classified information from Israel to the Russians. He requested the Russians during the campaign to hack into Hillary Clinton's emails. He has refused to produce his tax returns which is highly problematic because there appears to be an increasing likelihood that his companies were engaged in money-laundering for Russian criminals, probably including Putin. The trail of cash most likely starts from Russian criminals through Deutsche Bank and then laundering by Trump entities. Why else would Deutsche Bank loan money to travel entities which went bankrupt and lost $1 billion in one year in the casino business? Trump has to be denied access to classified information. Trump is highly susceptible to blackmail. What do you think accounts for his behavior towards Russia during his presidency?"

But, the source was asked," How can Trump make important decisions concerning the security of the United States without access to that information?" "Do you really think we want him making those decisions, was the response? The only thing we want this buffoon deciding is how many mulligans to take and how many puts to give himself on the golf course. It would be one thing if he was merely ignorant but he is clearly delusional and self-centered to a staggering degree. We need to marginalize this clown until 2020 and then hope he is voted out of office. Meanwhile, our job is to control the damage as best we can. There is a fair chance he won't even realize what's happening because he doesn't read his briefings and has the attention span when being told information of a five-year-old with ADD."

That is really disheartening was their response to the anonymous source." The source replied "The American people got just what they saw during the campaign. Unfortunately, although many may suffer buyers remorse, there is no return policy. We just have to do the best we can."