The Don's new Consigliari, Anthony" The Mooch" Scaramucci, swiftly demonstrated he is no shrinking violet. In a round of television appearances, the mooch swiftly dispelled any notion that there would be a need to engage in any extensive questioning of the Don or his family's actions. The mooch gave his personal testimony that the Don was not only the greatest but the most lovable and could not have possibly said or done things that needed to be questioned. The mooch also gave a personal testimony as to the Don's family, his son" Sonny" and his son in law Jiacomo Kushiano. These are also wonderful people and could not possibly have done anything worthy of investigation, including any meetings with the Russians that may have occured and if they did the mooch who was not there and doesn't know if the meetings happened gave his personal testimony that nothing could have possibly occurred.
When asked whether and in what form there would be White House news briefings the mooch said that had not yet been decided. There is speculation, actually I am starting it, that the mooch plans to have panels representing the White House, rather like the news networks use. For instance, the White House might bring in for a news briefing not only the mooch but also Kellyanne and Sarah and maybe others. They would then have a panel discussion of whether any questions were worthy of being answered. This would fill up the allotted time and get rid of those vexatious follow-ups.
There is also speculation, and you heard it here first, that in his expanded role the mooch instead of Sonny and Jiacomo will appear this week to be questioned by the special counsel and/or congressional committees. There is no need to waste the time of these wonderful honest people, the mooch said, when I can give my testimony. I did, after all, go to the Harvard law school. What more could you want?
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