So Donnie is off to Liliput and Brobdingnag to set the world straight. First he goes to Warsaw where he has some snappy ethnic jokes that will doubtless please the Polish. Then he is onto the G 20 summit where he will have a heart to heart with Pootie.
Meanwhile, Russia and China are having a summit of their own. They have a purpose was to propose a North Korean problem proposal. However, a highly placed and typically totally unreliable source at this meeting has disclosed the true purpose. What Pootie and Xi did was toast their good fortune and discuss their plans to increase the power and importance of Russia and China in world politics and economics at the expense of the United States. Xi could not help chortling about the United States withdrawing from the TPP agreement. That agreement he said would have increased the importance of the US in the Far East and actually provided economic benefits to the US. Now, I'm becoming the only game in town.
Isn't it great, said Pootie. I'm going to have a one-on-one sitdown with Donnie. I'll begin by telling him how cruelly and unfairly he is being treated by the American press even though he is doing his best to care of the mess and carnage he inherited from all his predecessors. Then I will tell him that what he needs is more power and the ability to veto anything done by Congress or the courts and to shutdown the press. He is already envious of my power and I will stoke the fires.
The two agreed that life is indeed good.
Rumor has it that Donnie is working on a plan to solve problems of famine and starvation in Africa. He has been told by Steve Bannon and Sebastian Gorka that he should look at the plan that Jonathan Swift developed to solve the problem of hunger in Ireland.
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