Things are uncomfortable these days at the old White House. Little Donny is clearly in an aggravated and petulant mood. Apparently someone told him that losing 40 seats and control of the House of Representatives was not a nearly one hundred percent victory and some have even suggested it's primarily his fault for being such a bozo as president. Also, he was not shown the defference he desires in Europe and in fact was dressed down byMacron. So, in his usual fashion trump is casting about who to blame and fire. His first Target is apparently Homeland security secretary Kristjen Nielsen. She hasn't been using the term" invasion" and also has an annoying tendency to explain to little Donnie about laws which prevent him from doing that which he wishes. Obviously, she has to go. Rumors are also circulating about Gen. Kelly whose tenure has been tenuous for sometime. You may remember Kelly once called our fearless leader either a moron or an idiot. Donnie doesn't want anybody that perceptive around .
Rumor has it that Kelly may be replaced buy either Jared Kushner or Littler Donnie. As Donnie explained, the cloud of the Mueller investigation is not hanging over these two crown Princess because Whitaker has told him that he will shut down the Mueller investigation. Donnie hastened to sav" strike that", I wasn't supposed to talk about Whitaker. Jared apparently has time on his hands as he has already brought peace to the Middle East and reorganized the federal government as well as becoming the BFF of the Saudi crown prince. Also, interior Sec. Ryan Zinke and commerce secretary Wilbur -the- talking- horse Ross also may be on the short list of the to be departed. It may be a race to see whether they are fired first or indicted first.
Meanwhile, the First Trophy Wife is demanding that deputy national security adviser Mira Ricardle be cashiered. Apparently Mira complained about seats on the plane when what's her name went to Africa all by herself. You may recall that while she was there she met actual African people but didn't stay long because the shopping was terrible. First trophy wife was said to state that Mira did not deserve the honor of being in the White House. As she told her confidantes, she had to agree to have sex with Little Donnie before she got the honor of being there and didn't see why other women got off so easily. Of course, the first trophy wife has now been replaced in the presidential bed by refuse from McDonald's and Burger King.
The American people breathlessly awake the next move by our buffoon in chief.
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