Donnie at the bat

Following his incredible, fantastic middle eastern tour, our cleanup hitter set sail for Europe. Based on his behavior there, it would appear that he was severely affected by his encounter with the orb. Not since Woody Allen in "Sleeper", has an orb appeared to exert such power.

First stop was Rome for a Photo–Op with Pope Francis. Watching the video, one could not but wish to know what thoughts we're going through the mind of Pope Francis as he sat across the table from Donnie.

Then it was on to Brussels and a NATO meeting. All you need to know about that, and maybe all you need to know about Donnie, was captured when he rudely shoved aside the Prime Minister of Montenegro in order to be front and center for the cameras. I suppose it was also important that he continued to be rude and boorish to our allies as he laid out his new European strategy of screw you, it's America only. We don't need you guys and your stinking trade policies.

Finally, it was off to Sicily where Don Trumpleoni doubled down I'll his stupid and boorish behavior.

So we can summarize the trip. First he cozied up to a repressive autocracy that spawned and nurished Wahabbism. He also, perhaps unwittingly chose sides in the sectarian disputes twix Sunnis and Shia.(It is entirely possible that much of what Donnie does is" unwitting ". He is certainly witless). Next  he visited both Netanyahu and Abbas. He managed to avoid any mention of settlements, borders, an independent Palestinian State and Jerusalem. So how he claims that he advances the ball towards resolution by ignoring all the difficult issues. Finally, he went to Europe and insulted the best allies we have ever had.

Summing up, Donnie claimed he had hit a" Home run". We here in Mudville know that" Mighty" Donnie had struck out.