An unconfirmed report from an anonymous source says that the heirs of Sergio Leone have agreed to coproduce a new spaghetti Western. Clint Eastwood will reprise his roles. However there will be changes. Instead of wearing a poncho, Eastwood will wear a blue cashmere duster similar to the top coat worn by Donald Trump. In addition, Eastwood will not wear a hat over his eyes but will sport a light blond flowing hairdo. The furled brow and scowl will remain. The plot will be loosely based upon the story line of The Treasure of Sierra Madre. However, in this version, the Eastwood character will journey to Mexico to retrieve gold that has been extracted from the United States by Mexicans. Although the film is not finished, a few rushes are available. One of the most memorable is a meeting between the Eastwood character and a band of Mexican militia. The Eastwood character confronts the Mexicans with the notion that they have illegally crossed the border to extract American gold. In a memorable line, the head of the Mexican militia states" We don't need no stinking borders."
In another unconfirmed report from an anonymous source, Sean Spicer is expected to soon hold an impromptu press conference. At that conference, spicer will discuss Donald Trump's lifelong interest in quantum physics. He will explain that Donald Trump has long been an adherent to the many worlds explanation of quantum reality. Spicer will further discuss the fact that Washington DC is not only a swamp but a singularity, a black hole from which neither light or truth can escape–no Lux, no Veritas. However, consistent with some quantum cosmology, light and matter can pop out of a singularity into another universe. It is from this phenomenon that Donald Trump derives his knowledge of an alternate reality. It is hoped that this will end the silly comments that Donald Trump lies about objective facts. He does not, you are simply looking at the wrong one of many worlds.
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