An emergency meeting of Donald Trump's campaign strategists occurred in the last few days. The discussion was as follows:
"kellyanne's pollsters have some disturbing news. They have found that the birther controversy is negatively affecting our candidate. We have got to do something. The problem is we just changed entirely his economic and tax program yesterday. Remember what happened to Romney when he was labeled a flip floper. He has got to change his position but how can we spin it to avoid that problem. I've got it, someone said. Let's blame it on Hillary Clinton. How can we do that? She never said anything either during the 2008 campaign or later remotely suggesting she thought Obama was not fully qualified to be president. Well, there must be someone somewhere who said some stupid remark that weekend used to pin birther controversy on her. Go find it. But, do we want Donald questioned on this point? No, he's had enough trouble lately staying on message. We will send out the surrogates. These guys can say anything without blushing. But, will anybody buy this.? why not, look at the crap we have fed them already and we're still neck and neck. Never under estimate the willing suspension of disbelief. Now, let's have Trump make a short change of position and take no questions and then we will send out the surrogates. If we can get truck to the winners Circle we will be known as the greatest group of bullshitters ever to engage in politics. That's the legacy I want my grandchildren to remember me by."
Of course this never happened. No one could be this deplorable. Oops, shouldn't use that word.
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