Rumor has it that today Donald Trump instructed his lawyers to send a cease and desist letter to the Pope. Trump has demanded that the Pope recant his statement that Trump is not a Christian and that additionally he say five Hail Marys. Ted Cruz stated that the Pope asked him to represent the him in this legal struggle. Mario Rubio said that was a lie and that the pope had asked him. Ted Cruz rejoined that Mario Rubio was the liar.
On the campaign trail, Jeb Bush stated that not only his brother but his mommy and daddy also want him to be president. Jeb said his mom he did not think it was fair that his brother got to be president if Jeb didn't. Bill Clinton stated that because the Bush family already had two presidents, it was the Clinton family's turn. Descendents of the Adams family said they were next.
The Fox network announced a new reality show,"The biggest liar." The first contestants will be Cruz Rubio and Trump. In order that there be fair and balanced questions, the questionnaires will be Rush Limbaugh and Rachel Maddow.
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