As George W Bush remarked after dumbo's inauguration address, that was some "weird shit". Apparently longing for the days when he was hey TV personality, and not incidentally got higher ratings then Arnold Schwarzenegger, Don Trumpolini treated us to another episode of his unreality show. He brought in the press to demonstrate that he knew nothing about his own agenda on the immigration issue. Rumor has it that prior to the Press being admitted, the Republicans in the room saying a rousing chorus of" how great thou Art".
Donnie apparently thinks it is his magnetic personality that causes the press to listen to him and not because he unfortunately is the president of the United States and of course they will be there to record his grotesque, meretricious performances. Many had thought he had hit bottom but he surprised us by sinking the offal office to a new low. There were fun moments such as when in response to Sen. Feinstein dumf forgot what his position was on immigration requiring representative McCarthy to gently correct him. Donny was enormously pleased with his performance and the high ratings it received. He later celebrated by making off-camera remarks about the shit hole countries these immigrants come from. That caused lots of reaction .
The tsk tsk wing of the Republican Party was in a dither being forced to respond. As one congressman stated this puts me in a horrible position because I have to say one thing about him for the primaries and another for the general election. This is totally unfair to me and I wish he would quit disclosing what an unprincipled jerk he is.(That last remark is off the record).
Based upon my experience as a construction laborer going to the bar to drink beer on payday, I am pretty sure what that element of the base was saying." That ol Trump he really tells it like it is. We need to get those people out of here. Remember when that Roman guy, Cesar Chapman wanted to make unions for those people. We've had enough of that shit."
The deaf wing of the Republican Congress didn't hear him. And of course the huckleberry hound bitch explained that his whole agenda is to help the American people.
On the plus side, we can expect a flood of Norwegian immigrants who wish to escape from the Country described as the best place in the world to live happily and which has an excess of oil money. Our guy in the offal office is prepared to welcome them even though he is still pissed off because he is yet to receive either the Nobel literary prize or the Nobel Peace Prize that his predecessor received even though Donnie has already had the greatest accomplishments ever by a president other than maybe Warren G Harding.
The press is getting bolder, shouting out to him the question" are you a racist"? I anxiously await one of them asking" why are you such an asshole?
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