In Bullshithole Country

There has been a lot of feces to clean up at the old corral at bullshithole ground zero, AKA the Trump administration. As one unidentified junior staffer said" old shit for brains really stepped in at this time", doubling down on the current metaphor. Apparently dump  thought his shit hole remark was pretty darn clever and would be widely appreciated by at least Republicans . He called some of his fellow dumpsters and got pretty good reviews. Imagine his surprise when even Republicans started criticizing him.

The cleanup crew called for concerted remedial action. No problem said dump I will just deny saying it and call it fake news. Understanding that he is pretty much a one trick pony(which not incidentally shits all over) his hazmat crew said fine but we need some support from others. Now, the problem was that his logical supporters, senator Cottonmouth from Arkansas and Sen. Perdition from Georgia had already stated the absence of a recollection of what was said. However, perhaps by use of hypnosis, these two sycophants, although not able to recall what was said, were able to have a clear recollection of what was not said. Then, later, their position changed to he did not say" shit hole" but said" shit house". Thus did two more Republican stalwarts lose whatever integrity they might've had trying to cleanup one of Dumpo's piles. They were later joined by Home Sec. Nielsen who recalled that there were angry words said, but couldn't recall what they were, but had a refreshed recollection of what they weren't. Rumor has it that in DSM V there will be a new syndrome called "total recollection of that which never happened".

In other Breaking News Trump was honored by a visit from the leader of Kazakhstan, Nazarbayev, whom Trump called a great leader. This guy is generally thought by most to be a totalitarian klepto- crat. Trumpo is understandably jealous of people like he and Putin who can use their positions to just steal from the country while he has to make money from his office by renting or leasing his hotels and facilities to those seeking to curry favor. It just doesn't seem fair.

In a really interesting story, the administration told Steve Bannon not to answer any questions about what happened after the election, claiming apparently executive privilege. Apparently only Don Junior can claim attorney-client privilege. This administration is the one who continually says they will be open and transparent and answer all questions. Maybe not.

The White House staff has added the new movie" The Post" to the list of" don't let him see this" along with such others as Schindler's list.