Dr. evil and mini me

The Don and the mooch, or as they are sometimes called Dr. evil and Minime are on the warpath. Dr. evil just concentrating much of his ire on the disloyal attorney general Sessions. And uncorroborated rumor from an unreliable source says that Sessions will be demoted to private with the stars torn off of his shoulders. The Dr./ Don continues to be upset and indignant over now private Sessions'recusal of himself from the Russian investigation. The Dr/Don is particularly upset because the recusal was apparently done for ethical considerations. He is reported to have said that he does not want anyone on his administration taking actions for ethical reasons because it makes him look bad by comparison. Sessions has gone too far he is reported to have sad.

The Dr. Don is also angry about leaks. There have been leaks from members of Congress and the CBO about the health bills that the White House has been advocating. Apparently details of the provisions of those bills and the effect that the bills would have on the American public are being disclosed. Dr. Don believes these unwarranted disclosures  impede his ability to sign a bill. I don't need to know and I don't know what's in them and neither does the public, he reportedly said. I just want to sign something. The DrDon has also sent interior secretary Zinke to put the squeeze on the senators from Alaska. Zinke is the right man for the job he said. He was a Navy seal and knows how to carry out an assault. We will make Alaska an offer they cannot refuse.

Meanwhile, mini me is proving he is the right man for the job. He is on the rampage for the leaking of public available information. Having been to Harvard Law school, he knows that leaking publicly available information is a felony that he has asked the FBI to investigate. Mini me vows there will be no more leaks. I am from New York he says and we know how to fix leaks, permanently. In fact, my uncle Guido" the plumber" is an expert at this. Mini me also is on a mission to get rid of the chief of Staff, the guy with the funny name. In someway he is responsible for the leaks. It is nobody's business what domestic programs and foreign strategies Dr. evil and I will pursue. The public will know when it happens.