White House staff has "Fantastic " meeting

Donald Trump today told sources that the White House staff had an incredible, a fantastic, and absolutely brilliant staff meeting at which the triumphs of the last week where discussed. Donald Trump said that his staff collectively agreed that it was probably the greatest White House staff meeting in history. The amount of brilliant and creative comments were without parallel in history Trump stated. At the end of that meeting there was a standings self-congratulatory ovation. I didn't ask for it he said. It was completely spontaneous but understandable because it was such a tremendous huge success. My Consigliary, Kellyanne Conway,, remarked that it was totally unfair and deceitful that the press never mentioned the incredible successful White House staff meetings and the brilliance displayed there. She is, Donald Trump said, of course a war time Consigliary as we are at war with the press these days and by the way she is undoubtedly the greatest White House Consigliary in history. She is fantastic and brilliant. My son-in-law Jared, said dad that was the greatest meeting ever. As you know Jared is an incredible, a fantastic and brilliant businessman and has been to many many meetings with brilliant , creative people. He calls me dad because he is married to my daughter  Ivanka who is one of the most brilliant and creative people I have ever met She is also a fantastic business woman who is carrying on my tradition in creating spectacularly successful worldwide companies that as far as I know have never been matched in history. I would tell you more about the incredible meeting but as you know it is not my practice to trumpet, no pun intended, my brilliant successes.