A guy I know who knows a guy who knows says rumors from an anonymous source say that following Sean Hannity's hard-hitting and penetrating interview with Donald Trump, the fox news network is planning to change its name to the Ministry of Truth. That same source says that the legal department of the former FOXNews has been instructed to file for copyright protection of the words truth, Fact and Lie. This filling is expected to be approved expeditiously as it is clear that the former Fox network is the only news organization to use those terms accurately. Kellyann Conway is expected to be given a dual appointment as White House consular and first minister of truth. When asked if she saw any conflict of interest by a reporter from an unidentified network, she responded by immediately obtaining a restraining order preventing anyone from that network coming within 100 yards of her.
Other unnamed unreliable sources have rumored that Donald Trump is requesting the FCC to investigate whether there are too many news channels. He explained that not only does that muddy up affairs that can be nicely handled by only one channel but that it would free up bandwidth for more important use such as reruns of The Apprentice, Ronald Reagan introducing death Valley days and a channel devoted to fund raising by select politicians. He is also said to have remarked that he would like to see a channel devoted to reruns of the Dick Van Dyke show and the Mary Tyler Moore show. He said the recent passing of Mary Tyler Moore reminded him how much he admires loves and respects women which is why he goes out of his way to praise and complement them, even during the heat of the campaign.
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