The Presidential shock collar

I have friends who have a large unfenced yard. They purchased a dog which they wish to roam their yard but did not want to build a fence. So they put a kind of the the electronic fence around the yard and put a shock collar on the dog. In true Pavlovian fashion, the dog learned not to venture into the electronic fence.

Now rumor has it that Donnie lies rather promiscuously. So can we use the methods of behavioral psychology to curb that tendency? What I have is a small collar that can be placed around Donnie's neck. It could certainly nestle in the fat folds and not be terribly visible. Because of the frequency of his lies, electric shocks could be problematic, particularly to a man of his age and obvious poor physical condition. What could be done is that a small chip be part of the collar loaded with the type of lies he typically makes. In addition, we know the subject matter he typically deals in such as the economy, foreign-policy, the military and of course the media. The chip could be loaded with actual facts about those subject matters. Then, when he tells a lie, not an electric shock but a bell could tingle. We could call it a his tinkerbell. Another possibility, other than a tingling bell could be a loud sort of farting sound. I am sure that this would be highly therapeutic and perhaps curb his tendency to play fast and loose with facts and truth. Unfortunately, it probably wouldn't effectively combat his delusions .

It might also be useful a to equip Sarah and Kellyanne and such other apologists as he might send forth with similar devices.

It seems the very least these people could do for us as provide some amusement from time to time.