Donald Trump, or as he is now known" Spanky", announced the expulsion of Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys in retaliation for the Ruskies doing "bad things". He explain his decision as follows:" My cheeseburger and I were watching Fox News last night when there was a commercial break. As you know I have a restless intellectual curiosity and do not wish to waste time so I started surfing through the channels. By chance I came upon a reality show called "The Americans". This program exposed Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys as Russian agents on our soil. This is obviously intolerable so I have determined to expel them from the country immediately. I quickly turned back to Fox News and was surprised to find no current reporting on these two spies. Of course I often find that my intelligence is way ahead of any thing that appears in the media, even Fox News.
In another development, Trump was questions whether there was time for adequate preparation for his summit meeting with Kim. Trump replied there was plenty of time. In fact, Jared Kushner was even then drafting an agreement. Trump explained this could be quickly done because basically Jared was just changing a few names and provisions in a modest fashion on the agreement with Iran. When asked whether he had thought that was the" worst agreement he had ever seen" Trump replied that was because it was with Iran, a rogue State.
Rumor has it that Trump is planning to have an executive committee of his cabinet composed of those he deems to be the best and brightest. So far under consideration are Betsy DeVos and Ben Carson because they never give him any trouble by asking questions or proposing action. Elaine Chou is out of the running because she is married to some guy who won't do what Trump tells him.
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