Republican senators and representatives were shocked and dismayed the other day to learn that Donnie, their president, is apparently a despicable human being. Several, who spoke on the grounds of anonymity, expressed similar sentiments of surprise." On the campaign trail and thus far in the White House we thought that Donnie was a kind thoughtful person, not one who foams at the mouth like some rabid dog." When asked what they proposed as a response to this startling revelation they generally said we would be happy and it would be nice if he didn't do that. When asked if there might be a more robust response, most said that if he continues this behavior they will be unhappy.
When intern Press Secretary Sasha Huckleberry was asked about this incident she responded that it was the fault of the liberal media." They keep criticizing him for the things he says and does, what should he do? "When one reporter suggested that maybe Donnie should quit saying and doing such stupid things, Huckleberry looked at him with incredulity. He is the president, she said. Nothing he says or does can be stupid or subject to criticism because he won the election. Remember, the future of our country is in his hands. At this point, silence pervaded the press room and the reporters departed, rather like people leaving a funeral service.
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