Because there was no aircraft carrier convenient, nor could trump fit in the rear seat of a Carrier based plane, Trump had to settle for a rose garden victory celebration. As his golden hair glinted in the sun, Trump announced that he had caused to be passed by the house a really really great, fantastic healthcare and protection plan that would provide everyone with better coverage at a lower cost. He was able to get the house that has approximately 40 more Republicans than Democrats to finaly pass a health care plan they had only been working on for eight years. This plan squeaked by , probably because with late amendments the members of the House had no time to read it nor had it been scored by the CBO. Trump was so enthusiastic about getting a plan passed by the house, that he was spared embarrassment earlier when he attempted to sign a lease that had flown and the window.
When asked if the plan really provided great protection Trump enthusiastically said it really did." With the late amendments, all difficult decisions have been pushed down to the states including how to deal with pre-existing conditions and a shrinking Medicaid amount. Now if the plan doesn't work as I promised, I have complete protection because I can blame it on the states." When asked whether they senate would pass this really really remarkable healthcare plan Trump stated" who cares?". That's just another level of protection. I can blame the Senate for any imperfections caused by their meddling with my really really great plan. As you know, he said I really value protection. For instance, when I am in the tanning booth or having Tan sprayed on my face, I always wear goggles. That's why I look somewhat like a raccoon.
When asked to discuss the basic provisions of the plan, Trump responded that it is a really really great, a fantastic plan. Let the celebration begin.
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